Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

Why do robbers steal money?

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why don't you marry her?

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Who is a chicken's favorite composer?

Bach

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Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

What sound does a Baroque chicken make?

Bach Bach Bach Bach