What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ?

Skin-diving !

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*