What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators