What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!