What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...