What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Stumble Jokes More Stumble Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink