What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.