What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.