Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a religious owl?

A bird of pray.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"