Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.