Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets