What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

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What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN