What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel?

A napkin.