What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Tissue Jokes More Tissue Jokes

Why did the tissue get up and dance?

It had a little boogy in it.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

Napkin Jokes More Napkin Jokes

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin