Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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Where do Chicago football fans buy engagement rings?

De Beers

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What do you call an elevator full of white people?

A box of crackers.

What do you call a box with a treasure location?

a xbox.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes?

A tissue

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.