Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray