The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
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There is lotion and used tissues laying around
A tissue
Because they have BOOOOgers.
A napkin
Because he had a stinking cold!
It had a little boogy in it.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
A napkin.
So they fit in the box.
Seeing her box.
Oil of Ole'
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
They blow themselves up.
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
Testostyrone.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
