What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown