What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

A: Because she might Let it Go

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell