What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer