How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky?

the fam copter

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

because Mace Windu nuffin

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers..."