What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Mission Jokes More Mission Jokes

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Sea Mammal Jokes More Sea Mammal Jokes

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee