What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.

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What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.

What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.