Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

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What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.