Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

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Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

What's red, 6in. long and my gf cries when I feed it to her?

Her Miscarriage.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.