What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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How long do you need to put the turkey in the oven for?

Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.