What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

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What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

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What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day?

Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours.