What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend