What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

How does a feminist know she's overweight?

She doesn't

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich