What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...