What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!