How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph