She broke it trying to read the road signs.
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Quantum Mechanics.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
You tell her to read a basketball.
She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
