What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

What do you call?

What do you call a donkey with three legs?? A wonkey!!