What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

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Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

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What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

a Snapping Turtle

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

A: Mule-tide greetings.

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.