What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair

Coathanger Jokes More Coathanger Jokes

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...