Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Short Essay Jokes More Short Essay Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.