What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

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What do black people and dividing by zero have in common?

They don't work.

How many do you have?

7yo: Zero. Me: ZERO 7yo: I said it was empty.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.