Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?