Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What do frogs deal?

Croakaine

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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