Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

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What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.