What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet