What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists Nah, they can't screw

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet