What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.