How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don't?

Cat: "You 'bow' while me 'owe'."

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What do you call a whirlpool in a church?

Holy water!

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.