How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Why are the Irish considered lucky?

It's because they're always drunk as hell.

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What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.