Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

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Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church?

They are in-sects

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

Sect Jokes More Sect Jokes

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

What's the difference between Catholics and Protestants?

Protestants have sects.