What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer