Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

Why do witches have stiff joints ?

They get broomatism !

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)