Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!