Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.