Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

Good Dog Jokes More Good Dog Jokes

What is a good dog?

A dead dog.

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"