Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...