Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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My you're looking "acute" today.

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A tractor

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Patty O'Furniture

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I do."

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The harder you hit it the more English you get

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Grab a cup of joe.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.