Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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Where is the lift?

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)