Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry -)

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer