Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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Why do witches have stiff joints ?

They get broomatism !

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore