Where do witches and wizards shop?

Voldemart.

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.