What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

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What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches?

Single.

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?

A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top she's old enough. If it isn't cut the barrel down a bit.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid