When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What sound did they make?

Bum-bum tssh!

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied