What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog