What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")