Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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He has lots of antibodies.

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OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Net profits !

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What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.