How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

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Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

What's the difference between a Confederate flag and a black person?

There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth