Tequila, I'm looking at you.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Because they're all criminals and they look the same.
You don't, because cows don't have phones.
Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white
Tequila never goes bad
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway
Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
It's always prepared.
Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
Because it's not going anywhere.
