Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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How can you tell when a Software Developer is an extrovert ?

He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District?

What I want to be *if* I grow up.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!