What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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What do you call a water on a baby deer?

fondue

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.