How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches