How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why are shopaholics so hard to help?

They can be very "clothes"-minded about the problem.