What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!