What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!