Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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What do you call a spitting alarm?

An Allarma

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What do you call an aligator in a vest?

investigator