Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!