Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?

He died in agony !

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!