Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears