What do you call an ant who skips school ?

A truant !

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.