What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip