Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.