He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
Wok n' Roll
A Beemer.
DOUCHE!!!
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
Because without them, they'd just be cauc.
They prefer fur mats.
The micro wave.
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
He brexit.