Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What do you call it when someone relies on sleep studies for a profession?

a rem job

Why do white people rely on asians so much?

Because without them, they'd just be cauc.

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Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.